"it's awfully quiet around here. where is jacob?
"i found him mom!"
"jaaacccooobbbb!!!! what in the world did you do?"
"what? sissy does it everyday"
"it goes right here mommy"
"stop laughing at me!"
"at least you did get some of it on your eyelashes, where it goes."
i don't think that daddy is going to think this is very funny!